These things creep up on you. One day you go to the Apple Store to trade in at least a decade’s worth of old Apple products. The young college-aged student squees at how cute your first-generation iPod Mini is. When you ask about transferring data from multiple devices onto one shiny new MacBook, she explains […]
I have previously mentioned how an experience with ants scarred me in my youth. But, I don’t think that fully encapsulates how much I hate ants. Seeing but a single ant in my house flips a switch in my brain. I turn into a military genius / for-hire killing machine capable of planning multi-thronged attacks […]
Here we continue our jaunt through the MCU timeline. In Thor, we started to see more of the scope of otherworldly threats coming to wreak havoc on Earth and The Incredible Hulk teased the coming together of The Avengers. This is where those two teasers finally meet. Loki is still an asshole Presumably to fuck […]
A couple of days ago I was hiking when some unknown entity struck me from behind and vanished. The buzzing, stinging pain shot through the back of my knee as I pulled up my spandex yoga pant leg to try to figure out what happened. At first, I saw nothing. Then, the first drops of […]
It’s been a while since I’ve done these, but it feels like a good time to talk etiquette. And how to directly tell people to fuck right off. So here are some proper swear-filled answers to questions I’ve taken from various advice columns. A friend recently lost weight and shipped me some of her old […]