It’s been a while since I’ve done these, but it feels like a good time to talk etiquette. And how to directly tell people to fuck right off. So here are some proper swear-filled answers to questions I’ve taken from various advice columns. A friend recently lost weight and shipped me some of her old […]
Category Archives: Relationships
The dating questionnaire you actually need
Dating apps ask a million stupid questions that don’t matter. When it comes down to it, sure it might be nice if you have similar tastes in movies and music, but that doesn’t get down to the shit you really need to know if you are going to be around someone day after day for […]
Christmas in the time of COVID
Taking another revisit to my old blog. In today’s entry, I take a look back on Christmas at my mom’s and my dad’s house. Journal entry from Saturday, December 21, 2002 My dad must live off of Easy Mac. It’s the only thing in his cupboard aside from the two-year-old hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps. […]
If I were an etiquette expert (part 3)
A blog post wherein I take etiquette questions from magazines and answer them myself. After having been largely indoors for months, I’m finding that I feel anxious about anything that requires going out, whether it’s an appointment or a drink with friends. Am I agoraphobic – and what can I do to change it? You […]
My love/hate relationship with Love Trap
If you don’t know about Love Trap (and there is no particular reason why you should), it is a bit where people call in to a radio show and tell the hosts why they suspect their significant other (SO) is cheating on them. The radio hosts then call the SO and set a trap to […]