First off, let me just say if there was ever a time I would consider jumping back into the dating scene, it would be during this pandemic. You’re telling me all I have to do is put on a somewhat decent shirt and PJ bottoms? Walk into my living room and open up my laptop? […]
In no particular order, here are eight reasons why by my own choice I’m pretty sure I’ll be single forever. If I ever write about some of the dates I’ve been on or relationships I’ve been in, you will wonder how I narrowed it down to only eight. But don’t worry, there are plenty more […]
Your roommate adds more garbage to the top of the pile instead of taking out the trash. Your neighbor doesn’t seem to understand street parking and takes up two spaces instead of one. Your coworker won’t stop using those stupid fucking virtual Zoom backgrounds and it gives you a headache. And you wish they would […]
There are people out there who think you should be friends with your neighbors. That you should know who they are, know all about their lives, etc. Those people could not be more wrong. My nightmare is being caught in a small talk conversation with neighbors that lasts more than 25 seconds. By the one […]
If you have a cat, you are already well aware that your cat is the boss and you are there only to fulfill their whims. If your cat is like mine, they will also be sure to regularly show you that you are their bitch. She purrs while I’m doing chores While I vacuum and […]