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How the pandemic has been helpful for my IBS

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Sep 10, 2020 Health, Woman pandemic 1 Comment
How the pandemic has been helpful for my IBS

First off, please note, just because I point out one way in which the pandemic hasn’t totally sucked, it doesn’t mean that I don’t recognize the VERY MANY WAYS in which it totally has sucked!! Ok, now that that’s out of the way – here we go! IBS is the diagnosis you get when you […]

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8 reasons why I’m pretty sure I’ll be single forever

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Aug 11, 2020 Relationships, Woman 7 Comments
8 reasons why I’m pretty sure I’ll be single forever

In no particular order, here are eight reasons why by my own choice I’m pretty sure I’ll be single forever. If I ever write about some of the dates I’ve been on or relationships I’ve been in, you will wonder how I narrowed it down to only eight. But don’t worry, there are plenty more […]

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When it comes to feminine hygiene, you do you

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 16, 2020 Health, Woman Leave a Comment
When it comes to feminine hygiene, you do you

Ohhhhh the DivaCup…. As if I needed one more feminine hygiene product to be shoved down my throat (or more accurately shoved up my vagina?). Before I go too far, this isn’t even about the DivaCup or menstrual cups in general. The menstrual cup is a wonderful invention. I’m super happy if that is something […]

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Much ado about armpit hair

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 6, 2020 Woman body hair Leave a Comment
Much ado about armpit hair

I sort of kept a journal in the year before I turned 40. I found two entries that were just about armpit hair. To shave or not to shave? THAT was the question! Journal entry – September 2016 I shaved my armpit hair this morning. The plan had been to let it grow out for […]

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I Do Not Wear Fancy Underwear

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jun 23, 2020 Woman Leave a Comment
I Do Not Wear Fancy Underwear

Unsurprisingly, in a women’s locker room there are a lot of women walking around in their underwear. You have the women with the matching lacy sets that must only be delicately laundered in the most purified waters coming from a glacial mountain spring. And then you have me. My underwear is there to serve a […]

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