One time when I was riding the bus, the driver pulled over and hustled into McDonald’s to use the bathroom, which got me thinking…. Is this what bus drivers usually do when they have to use the bathroom…? Particularly, on days when they have stomach upset, what do they do? Do they just call out […]
What my Netflix viewing history says about 2020
Did you know it is possible to download your Netflix viewing history? It is …. terrifying and embarrassing. I wanted to see what I had watched since we went into lockdown mid-March and instead I ended up in a shame spiral with a list of nearly every movie and episode of a show that I’ve […]
The latest example of my fraught social interactions
Do you want to know how I can make basic social interactions anxiety-provoking? Let me tell you about today! This morning I went to get bagels at a place near my house. When I’m about half a block away, I see that the person running the register is the older woman who I think is […]
What is this horrible thing called dating?
First off, let me just say if there was ever a time I would consider jumping back into the dating scene, it would be during this pandemic. You’re telling me all I have to do is put on a somewhat decent shirt and PJ bottoms? Walk into my living room and open up my laptop? […]
8 reasons why I’m pretty sure I’ll be single forever
In no particular order, here are eight reasons why by my own choice I’m pretty sure I’ll be single forever. If I ever write about some of the dates I’ve been on or relationships I’ve been in, you will wonder how I narrowed it down to only eight. But don’t worry, there are plenty more […]