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Job interview skills, Trump-style

Job interview skills, Trump-style

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 28, 2020 Work Leave a Comment
Job interview skills, Trump-style

It’s rough out there looking for a job (as seen from my cover letter). Especially if you are a fool like me with horrible interview skills. But… what could I do to improve? Obviously, the first thing that came to me was to tap into the finest mind of our century for tips. So, I […]

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Why you should just say what’s annoying you

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 25, 2020 Relationships Leave a Comment
Why you should just say what’s annoying you

Your roommate adds more garbage to the top of the pile instead of taking out the trash. Your neighbor doesn’t seem to understand street parking and takes up two spaces instead of one. Your coworker won’t stop using those stupid fucking virtual Zoom backgrounds and it gives you a headache. And you wish they would […]

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The ideal relationship with my neighbors

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 19, 2020 Relationships neighbors 2 Comments
The ideal relationship with my neighbors

There are people out there who think you should be friends with your neighbors. That you should know who they are, know all about their lives, etc. Those people could not be more wrong.  My nightmare is being caught in a small talk conversation with neighbors that lasts more than 25 seconds. By the one […]

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When it comes to feminine hygiene, you do you

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 16, 2020 Health, Woman Leave a Comment
When it comes to feminine hygiene, you do you

Ohhhhh the DivaCup…. As if I needed one more feminine hygiene product to be shoved down my throat (or more accurately shoved up my vagina?). Before I go too far, this isn’t even about the DivaCup or menstrual cups in general. The menstrual cup is a wonderful invention. I’m super happy if that is something […]

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My cover letter for use during the pandemic

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jul 10, 2020 Work pandemic 1 Comment
My cover letter for use during the pandemic

After being unemployed for a while and writing cover letter after cover letter, getting no response at all, or getting a rejection so quickly that I don’t think any human being could possibly have even looked at it, I’ve decided to take a new approach. I know it’s a bit of a gamble, but I […]

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