I sort of kept a journal in the year before I turned 40. I found two entries that were just about armpit hair. To shave or not to shave? THAT was the question! Journal entry – September 2016 I shaved my armpit hair this morning. The plan had been to let it grow out for […]
I don’t know what you do when you get struck with COVID cabin fever, but I start reading Choose Your Own Adventure (CYOA) books. For a CYOA, I like to take at least two passes. In the first pass, I make bad choices and see what happens because that’s fun. In the second pass, I […]
Journal entry – Tuesday, December 3, 2002 I am sad because the boyfriend made me his tuna pasta special last night, and today I think upon reheating it, it is causing me to be sick. I guess it’s my own fault because tuna from the can probably doesn’t belong in the microwave. Response – June […]
Unsurprisingly, in a women’s locker room there are a lot of women walking around in their underwear. You have the women with the matching lacy sets that must only be delicately laundered in the most purified waters coming from a glacial mountain spring. And then you have me. My underwear is there to serve a […]
That last one is probably a little long to fit on a bottle.