First off, please note, just because I point out one way in which the pandemic hasn’t totally sucked, it doesn’t mean that I don’t recognize the VERY MANY WAYS in which it totally has sucked!! Ok, now that that’s out of the way – here we go! IBS is the diagnosis you get when you […]
One time when I was riding the bus, the driver pulled over and hustled into McDonald’s to use the bathroom, which got me thinking…. Is this what bus drivers usually do when they have to use the bathroom…? Particularly, on days when they have stomach upset, what do they do? Do they just call out […]
Your roommate adds more garbage to the top of the pile instead of taking out the trash. Your neighbor doesn’t seem to understand street parking and takes up two spaces instead of one. Your coworker won’t stop using those stupid fucking virtual Zoom backgrounds and it gives you a headache. And you wish they would […]
There are people out there who think you should be friends with your neighbors. That you should know who they are, know all about their lives, etc. Those people could not be more wrong. My nightmare is being caught in a small talk conversation with neighbors that lasts more than 25 seconds. By the one […]
Ohhhhh the DivaCup…. As if I needed one more feminine hygiene product to be shoved down my throat (or more accurately shoved up my vagina?). Before I go too far, this isn’t even about the DivaCup or menstrual cups in general. The menstrual cup is a wonderful invention. I’m super happy if that is something […]