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Wherein I dedicate a post to the movie The Net

Wherein I dedicate a post to the movie The Net

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 22, 2020 Entertainment movies 2 Comments
Wherein I dedicate a post to the movie The Net

Sometimes you try to figure out what to watch next and fall down a rabbit hole so deep that you think it’s a good idea to watch The Net. The net in 1995 We open on a VIP government official receiving distressing news by phone. He asks his driver to take him to the park […]

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My love/hate relationship with Love Trap

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 16, 2020 Relationships Leave a Comment
My love/hate relationship with Love Trap

If you don’t know about Love Trap (and there is no particular reason why you should), it is a bit where people call in to a radio show and tell the hosts why they suspect their significant other (SO) is cheating on them. The radio hosts then call the SO and set a trap to […]

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How you too can live a life of relative isolation!

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 15, 2020 Health, Relationships pandemic Leave a Comment
How you too can live a life of relative isolation!

It turns out there are a number of somewhat dysfunctional or perhaps not quite normal things I do that ended up being pretty functional for coping with a life of relative isolation during an ongoing pandemic. Who knew?! These are some of the secrets to my success. Enjoy having no plans There was a time […]

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Title of your autobiography

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 12, 2020 Entertainment Leave a Comment
Title of your autobiography

I mean… honestly this is just for shits and giggles because I wanted to try making one of these. Enjoy! First letter of your first name: A/B – BarnyardC/D – VelvetyE/F – AustereG/H – SteelyI/J – ToastyK/L – SilkyM/N – FlamboyantO/P – JammyQ/R – DenseS/T – ButteryU/V – JuicyW/X – ElegantY/Z – Unctuous First letter […]

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If I were an etiquette expert (# 2)

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 9, 2020 Relationships etiquette Leave a Comment
If I were an etiquette expert (# 2)

A blog post wherein I take etiquette questions from magazines and answer them myself. Here we go. My husband’s sister is morbidly obese, and we are very concerned about her health. We know her weight is a delicate topic, but if she were drowning in a lake instead of in fat, we would try to […]

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