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Ask Swearpants – your etiquette questions answered

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Sep 5, 2021 Relationships etiquette 3 Comments
Ask Swearpants – your etiquette questions answered

It’s been a while since I’ve done these, but it feels like a good time to talk etiquette. And how to directly tell people to fuck right off. So here are some proper swear-filled answers to questions I’ve taken from various advice columns. A friend recently lost weight and shipped me some of her old […]

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If I were an etiquette expert (part 3)

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 24, 2020 Relationships etiquette Leave a Comment
If I were an etiquette expert (part 3)

A blog post wherein I take etiquette questions from magazines and answer them myself. After having been largely indoors for months, I’m finding that I feel anxious about anything that requires going out, whether it’s an appointment or a drink with friends. Am I agoraphobic – and what can I do to change it? You […]

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If I were an etiquette expert (# 2)

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Nov 9, 2020 Relationships etiquette Leave a Comment
If I were an etiquette expert (# 2)

A blog post wherein I take etiquette questions from magazines and answer them myself. Here we go. My husband’s sister is morbidly obese, and we are very concerned about her health. We know her weight is a delicate topic, but if she were drowning in a lake instead of in fat, we would try to […]

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If I were an etiquette expert

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Oct 26, 2020 Relationships etiquette 2 Comments
If I were an etiquette expert

Because a few years back, I traded in airline points for free magazines (and then somehow just kept getting them), I have stacks of magazines all around my place. One of my favorite things has always been reading the etiquette and advice questions people ask. But, I find the answers are much more kind, more […]

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Office Etiquette Violation

Posted by Sweatpants Dance Party Jun 27, 2020 Work etiquette 1 Comment
Office Etiquette Violation

Journal entry – Tuesday, December 3, 2002 I am sad because the boyfriend made me his tuna pasta special last night, and today I think upon reheating it, it is causing me to be sick. I guess it’s my own fault because tuna from the can probably doesn’t belong in the microwave. Response – June […]

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