I had mandatory work from home not long before the shelter-in-place started, so it had been 84 days since I last saw a friend or family member in real life. That’s a lot of days to stare at the same four walls, the same screens, and the same cat. Let’s be clear, as much as I love my cat, she’s 14 years old, lazy as fuck and a shitty conversationalist.

Today I finally got to see a friend (while social distancing and behind a mask), and I was basically like this: