Title of your autobiography

I mean… honestly this is just for shits and giggles because I wanted to try making one of these. Enjoy!

First letter of your first name:

A/B – Barnyard
C/D – Velvety
E/F – Austere
G/H – Steely
I/J – Toasty
K/L – Silky
M/N – Flamboyant
O/P – Jammy
Q/R – Dense
S/T – Buttery
U/V – Juicy
W/X – Elegant
Y/Z – Unctuous

First letter of your last name:

A/B – Rapscallion
C/D – Malarkey
E/F – Boondoggle
G/H – Balderdash
I/J – Poppycock
K/L – Wisenheimer
M/N – Bollocks
O/P – Fiddle-faddle
Q/R – Codswallop
S/T – Claptrap
U/V – Ballyhoo
W/X – Cat’s Pajamas
Y/Z – Gobbledegook